There were zombies outside! Zombies! His T.A. was a member of the undead!

Marshall didn't even know how he made it into work today. Zombies were a good excuse to call in for a sick day, why oh why didn't he take it? Luckily he had that baseball bat and Evelyn to help protect him as he ran screaming walked calmly to the school ( Read more... )

Marshall kind of missed his Aretha hat.

Which would be why he was wearing the Dr. Suess one today. It was almost as fierce.

It looked sort of ridiculous wearing such a cheerful hat when he was busy frowning over Rumor Gal spoilers online. And what the hell is this spin-off? No one cares about the old people on the show, even if it is set in the ( Read more... )

Sometimes in life you see something so beautiful that the clouds open up and bright sunshine streams into your office. Sometimes you see something so amazingly gorgeous that Journey's "Open Arms" starts playing out of nowhere. Sometimes that something makes you well up with tears even though your office door is open and anybody can just walk by ( Read more... )

Yep, Marshall was still spending his office hours watching Rumor Gal with Evelyn. He was on season two now ( Read more... )

With the exception of warning the lunch ladies (chickens?) of what foods he needed for his next lesson, Marshall didn't really need to make lesson plans. So he decided to use his office hours to catch up on teen soaps that he was too embarrassed to watch when Barney lived in town and could walk in on him at any moment ( Read more... )

Marshall was spending his office hours looking at funny videos on youtube. Fat kids tripping over stuff was always funny.

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Marshall was spending his office hours alternating between feeding the cockamouse and making a name tag to put on it's cage. Yes, after much deliberation he had decided the name of his cockamouse. He named it after Ted. Sort of ( Read more... )

Marshall had laid out a trap for the cockamouse last night. It involved a cage, a stick and a handful of cheetos. Not the most high-tech of traps but Marshall figured if it could work for weirdos who lived in the backwoods of Canada then it could work for him ( Read more... )

Marshall was at his desk, trying to write up lesson plans for his new class. He knew how to be in a good relationship but it was harder to write out how to do it. He needed brain candy. He opened up his desk drawer to grab some Twizzlers ( Read more... )

Marshall had forgotten to hold office hours last week so he made sure he held them this week. He was sitting at his desk seemingly not doing much of anything. Well, except for bobbing his head. He still had club music pounding in there from yesterday's class.

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